i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
how do people call her fat
How do I remain heterosexual after seeing this?
How do I remain homosexual after seeing this?
he looks like he’s jacking off
Can you blame him
personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.
Captain Swan should have been the main character.
I would see him as the “I have no idea what the heck is going on” protagonist.
blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics
i am literally crying about how funny this gif is with this song omfg
i thought this was one of those things hipsters post or whatever but it’S A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THING HOLY FUCK
it geTS FUNNIER AS THE SONG GOES OMG
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS!