"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."

wordsto-remember:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE

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thefrogman:

This jumping, wall climbing sheep is freaking Otis out.

(via gallifreyanturtles)

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t

(via dancing-metal-alligators)

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striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

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